The Captain Punishment Adventure Hour
The Captain Punishment Adventure Hour - Issue 19

The Captain Punishment Adventure Hour - Issue 19

April 22, 2015

ISSUE #19

 

“SWIFT-US PUBERTAY-US!”

 

PART 2: “A Skagg City Captain In King Arthur’s Court”

 

IN THIS ISSUE:

 

After escaping from a tear in the dimensional fabric, CAPTAIN PUNISHMENT, SPECIAL AGENT LARDMAN, speedster SWIFT WINDTHROP, and super genius EUGENE CYBORGAWITZ continue on their mission to save young Swift’s life. After many failed attempts the boys travel to the secret island of ATLANTEA ending up in the middle of a gladiator arena. And if that wasn’t bad enough they have also angered PRINCE JOFFREY TYNIDUS, son of KING ARTHUR TYNIDUS. Things get really nasty for our heroes when the SEAGANTUAN gets involved! It’s like tongue kissing a rattler!

 

THIS ISSUE WAS:

 

WRITTEN BY

MAC WELCH

 

ILLUSTRATED BY

TONY PERRY

 

INKED BY

EMILY O’CONNOR

DANIELLE HERNANDEZ

MIKE HORTON

  

COLORED BY

JEREMIAH JURKIEWICZ

ALI SATTAR

ZACK HELD

KEVIN VOSS

 

LETTERED BY

RJ BATLLE

AMBER MALOTT

SEVANS MARTINEZ

AMY HUGHEY

 

EDITED BY

MIKE HULL

 

PUBLISHED BY

BRENDA WELCH

 

THIS ISSUE FEATURED SPECIAL GUESTS

 

MATT MURDICK from PODCAST WINTERFELL - http://podcastwinterfell.com/

&

BUBBA from The Joffrey Of Podcasts - http://thejoffreyofpodcasts.podomatic.com/

 

THIS ISSUE WAS RECORDED AT:

PLAIN TRUTH ENTERTAINMENT STUDIOS, NYC

 http://plaintruthent.wix.com/recording

 

THIS ISSUE WAS ENGINEERED BY

STEVE SOLA A.K.A. THE MIX KING, YEAH!

 

The Captain Punishment Adventure Hour Issue #18

The Captain Punishment Adventure Hour Issue #18

March 24, 2015

ISSUE #18

 

“SWIFT-US PUBERTAY-US!”

 

PART 1: “Swift Times at Rowdy High.”

 

IN THIS ISSUE:

 

Puberty is difficult for any teenager. Even more if that teenager is super powered. CAPTAIN PUNISHMENT’S  faithful sidekick, speedster, SWIFT WINDTHROP is going through some issues. As his super-speed kicks his hormones into overdrive, the Townhouse Home For Needies With Powers N’ Shit is thrown into chaos. Can Punishment rally his troops and annoying super-genius EUGENE CYBORGAWITZ in enough time to save young Swift’s life? We’re betting he can! Play this Issue in a FLASH.

 

THIS ISSUE WAS:

 

WRITTEN BY

MAC WELCH

 

ILLUSTRATED BY

TONY PERRY

 

INKED BY

EMILY O’CONNOR

DANIELLE HERNANDEZ

MIKE HORTON

  

COLORED BY

RJ BATLLE

AMBER MALOTT

KEVIN VOSS

 

 

LETTERED BY

SEVANS MARTINEZ

 AMY HUGHEY

ALI SATTAR

JEREMIAH JURKIEWICZ

 

EDITED BY

MIKE HULL

 

PUBLISHED BY

BRENDA WELCH

 

THIS ISSUE FEATURED SPECIAL GUESTS

W. AXEL FOLEY

 

MATT MURDICK from PODCAST WINTERFELL - http://podcastwinterfell.com/

&

BUBBA from The Joffrey Of Podcasts - http://thejoffreyofpodcasts.podomatic.com/

 

THIS ISSUE WAS RECORDED AT:

PLAIN TRUTH ENTERTAINMENT STUDIOS, NYC

 

THIS ISSUE WAS ENGINEERED BY

STEVE SOLA A.K.A. THE MIX KING, YEAH!

 

 

The Captain Punishment Adventure Hour - Issue 17

The Captain Punishment Adventure Hour - Issue 17

December 31, 2014

ISSUE #17

 

“QUERY ME THIS…QUERY ME THAT. WHO’S AFRAID OF THE BIG FAT CAP!”

 

PART 6: “It’s way past time to end this.”

 

IN THIS ISSUE:

 

A bitter battle for survival where only the rules of COMIC BOOK TECHNICALITY can save our heroes as the fourth story arc comes to its thrilling conclusion! What the hell has happened? SPECIAL AGENT LARDMAN is dead! COMMISSIONER HARDON mauled by a grizzly bear! CAPTAIN PUNISHMENT mortally wounded and lost in time! Has the villainous QUERY’S revenge been a success? It would appear so. The Captain may be screwed this…time. Only listening will tell.

 

THIS ISSUE WAS:

 

WRITTEN BY

MAC WELCH

 

ILLUSTRATED BY

TONY PERRY

 

INKED BY

EMILY O’CONNOR

JEREMIAH JURKIEWICZ

JASON BAILEY

 

  

COLORED BY

MIKE HORTON

KEVIN VOSS

SAMANTHA BERGES

 

 

LETTERED BY

GRANT COOPER

DANIELLE HERNANDEZ

SEVANS MARTINEZ

 

EDITED BY

MIKE HULL

 

PUBLISHED BY

BRENDA WELCH

 

THIS ISSUE WAS RECORDED AT:

PLAIN TRUTH ENTERTAINMENT STUDIOS, NYC

 

THIS ISSUE WAS ENGINEERED BY

NICKY ESPOSITO

 

AND

STEVE SOLA A.K.A. THE MIX KING, YEAH!

 

The Captain Punishment Adventure Hour - Xmas Xtravaganza! (REBROADCAST)

The Captain Punishment Adventure Hour - Xmas Xtravaganza! (REBROADCAST)

December 22, 2014

Oh come all ye faithful to another adventure featuring the super action hero whose holiday spirit knows no bounds. Look over there! It’s belly full of jelly, seasons greeter Captain Punishment!

 

Operation Attack Squirrel presents THE CAPTAIN PUNISHMENT ADVENTURE HOUR: CHRISTMAS SPECIAL.

 

In a tale from Captain Punishment’s past, we find our hero on Christmas Eve longing for the ultimate Christmas gift. But when an evil gang known as the “Holiday Hate Hooligans”, threaten to destroy Christmas, our hero, alongside super-spy Mick Fierce, must save the day from these holiday themed terrorists.

 

Can Punishment and Fierce make their way to the North Pole, penetrate Santa’s defenses and discover the real culprit behind this nefarious plot to derail America’s favorite holiday? Only good little boys and girls who listen will find out the answers, for this is the story of how Captain Punishment saved Christmas!

Captain Punishment Adventure Hour - Issue 16

Captain Punishment Adventure Hour - Issue 16

December 17, 2014

ISSUE #16:

 

“QUERY ME THIS…QUERY ME THAT. WHO’S AFRAID OF THE BIG FAT CAP!”

 

PART 5: “Ya dirty cheats!”

 

IN THIS ISSUE:

 

CAPTAIN PUNISHMENT, COMMISSIONER HARDON AND SPECIAL AGENT LARDMAN finally attempt THE QUERY’S horrifying obstacle course of death. Who lives? Who dies? Will our heroes ever be the same? SPOILER ALERT: Somebody dies!!! DANT, DANT, DAAAAA!!!!

 

THIS ISSUE WAS:

 

WRITTEN BY

MAC WELCH

 

ILLUSTRATED BY

TONY PERRY

 

INKED BY

EMILY O’CONNOR

JASON BAILEY

GRANT COOPER

 

 

COLORED BY

AMBER MALOTT

KEVIN VOSS

ALI SATTAR

 

 

LETTERED BY

JEREMIAH JURKIEWICZ

DANIELLE HERNANDEZ

RJ BATLLE

 

EDITED BY

MIKE HULL

 

PUBLISHED BY

BRENDA WELCH

 

THIS ISSUE WAS RECORDED AT:

PLAIN TRUTH ENTERTAINMENT STUDIOS, NYC

 

THIS ISSUE WAS ENGINEERED BY

NICKY ESPOSITO

 

AND

STEVE SOLA A.K.A. THE MIX KING, YEAH!

The Captain Punishment Adventure Hour Issue #15

The Captain Punishment Adventure Hour Issue #15

December 3, 2014

ISSUE #15:

 

“QUERY ME THIS…QUERY ME THAT. WHO’S AFRAID OF THE BIG FAT CAP!”

 

PART 4: “Death Games Afoot!”

 

IN THIS ISSUE:

 

Our fourth story arc continues as CAPTAIN PUNISHMENT, SPECIAL AGENT LARDMAN, COMMISSIONER HARDON and bewildered officers of the SKAGG CITY POLICE DEPARTMENT square off against the mysterious madman known as THE QUERY. After finally solving THE QUERY'S obnoxious conundrums our heroes converge on the notorious villain's hideout. Once inside the group is captured and forced to participate in a macabre obstacle course where death awaits around every corner. Will the Captain and his friends be crowned the next AMERICAN NINJA DESIGNER or will death be their only reward? Hosted by the commentators of Skagg City's popular game show AMERICAN NINJA FIGHTER: MATT 'ICE-MAN' HUDDLESON and JOHNNIE 'SUCKASS' POSERMAN. You don't want to miss it!

 

 

THIS ISSUE WAS:

 

WRITTEN BY

MAC WELCH

 

ILLUSTRATED BY

TONY PERRY

 

INKED BY

EMILY O’CONNOR

JASON BAILEY

DANIELLE HERNANDEZ

 

COLORED BY

MIKE HORTON

AMBER MALOTT

KEVIN VOSS

 

LETTERED BY

GRANT COOPER

RJ BATLLE

SEVANS MARTINEZ

ALI SATTAR

 

EDITED BY

MIKE HULL

 

PUBLISHED BY

BRENDA WELCH

 

THIS ISSUE WAS RECORDED AT:

PLAIN TRUTH ENTERTAINMENT STUDIOS, NYC

 

THIS ISSUE WAS ENGINEERED BY

NICKY ESPOSITO

 

AND

STEVE SOLA A.K.A. THE MIX KING

 

 

 

The Captain Punishment Adventure Hour Halloween Spectacular!

The Captain Punishment Adventure Hour Halloween Spectacular!

October 8, 2014

IN THIS ISSUE:

 

TITLE: “Something Snatchy this way comes.”

 

It's that spooky time a year again and THE CAPTAIN PUNISHMENT ADVENTURE HOUR presents its super-sized HALLOWEEN SPECTACULAR!

 

CNT star reporter IRIS INKSLINGER takes center stage in this creepy tale as she discovers an unnerving plot to take over 'The Big Lemon' by one of Skagg City's highest political officials.  The current mayor of Skagg City, MICHAEL GLOOMINSTEEN, is very proud of his new 'PEAS IN A POD' school lunch program. Selling his latest 'health initiative' to the citizens of Skagg City as the best new lunch alternative for inner city youth, the Mayor has never felt more confident. However, when Gloominsteen’s former assistant MILEY BENNELL tries to assassinate him at a press conference, Iris learns the situation may not be what it seems.

 

As Inkslinger investigates, she learns that Bennell's paranoia may be more than just the delusions of a jilted lover, and finds that she may be in way over her head. So who can this award winning reporter turn to when being hunted by dangerous masses of mindless, screeching Skagg Citizens??? Well… CAPTAIN PUNISHMENT of course!

 

Once Skagg City's premiere super-action-hero joins the fray all hell breaks loose. Accompanied by his faithful sidekicks SPECIAL AGENT LARRY LARDMAN and super speedster SWIFT WINDTHROP, the Captain vows to get to the bottom of this latest Halloween crisis.

 

Throw in the 'acid stealing', super spy MICK FIERCE and his super secret W.E.I.R.D. hover base, mixed with CANDY WHOMPUS III a southern candy mogul and you have yourself one trick-or-treat spectacular. DEFIANCE IS FRUITLESS!   

 

THIS ISSUE WAS:

 

WRITTEN BY

MAC WELCH

 

ILLUSTRATED BY

TONY PERRY

 

INKED BY

EMILY O’CONNOR

JEREMIAH JURKIEWICZ

DANIELLE HERNANDEZ

 

COLORED BY

MIKE HORTON

KEVIN VOSS

AMBER MALOTT

 

LETTERED BY

SEVANS MARTINEZ

SAMANTHA BERGES

AMY HUGHEY

 

EDITED BY

MIKE HULL

 

PUBLISHED BY

BRENDA WELCH

 

THIS ISSUES WAS RECORDED AT:

PLAINTRUTH ENTERTAINMENT RECORDING STUDIO, NYC.

 

AND ENGINEERED BY

STEVE SOLA AKA THE MIX KING (YEAH!)

The Captain Punishment Adventure Hour Issue #14

The Captain Punishment Adventure Hour Issue #14

September 18, 2014

ISSUE #14:

 

“QUERY ME THIS…QUERY ME THAT. WHO’S AFRAID OF THE BIG FAT CAP!”

 

PART 3: “Honky Drama!”

 

IN THIS ISSUE:

 

We come to the third part of our “questionable” tale when a devastating accident jeopardizes the future of the TOWNHOUSE HOME FOR NEEDIES WITH POWERS & SHIT! Also when our heroes CAPTAIN PUNISHMENT and SPECIAL AGENT LARDMAN go to Skagg City Police Headquarters they are once again sucked into another encounter with the villainous QUERY! Can the Captain get past his differences with COMMISSIONER HARDON and save the city from the clutches of this latest foe? Probably not…  

 

 

THIS ISSUE WAS:

 

WRITTEN BY

MAC WELCH

 

ILLUSTRATED BY

TONY PERRY

 

INKED BY

EMILY O’CONNOR

JEREMIAH EQUALITY

DANIELLE HERNANDEZ

JASON BAILEY

 

COLORED BY

MIKE HORTON

AMBER MALOTT

KEVIN VOSS

SAMANTHA BERGES

 

LETTERED BY

GRANT COOPER

RJ BATLLE

SEVANS MARTINEZ

AMY HUGHEY

ALI SATTAR

 

EDITED BY

MIKE HULL

 

PUBLISHED BY

BRENDA WELCH

 

THIS ISSUE WAS RECORDED AT:

PLAIN TRUTH ENTERTAINMENT STUDIOS, NYC

 

THIS ISSUE WAS ENGINEERED BY

NICKY ESPOSITO

 

AND

STEVE SOLA A.K.A. THE MIX KING

 

 

The Captain Punishment Adventure Hour Issue #13

The Captain Punishment Adventure Hour Issue #13

September 3, 2014

“QUERY ME THIS…QUERY ME THAT. WHO’S AFRAID OF THE BIG FAT CAP!”

 

PART 2: “Guess Who’s Back?.”

 

IN THIS ISSUE:

 

 As CAPTAIN PUNISHMENT finds himself a judge on OPERATION CATWALK ALL STARS a new mysterious villain THE QUERY attacks! Ernesto Robinson returns with more of his designer, time-jumping antics. And if that wasn’t enough, Punishment crosses path with an old rival, SKAGG CITY POLICE COMMISSIONER HARDON!  Somebody’s gonna get cut!  

 

 

THIS ISSUE WAS:

 

WRITTEN BY

MAC WELCH

 

ILLUSTRATED BY

TONY PERRY

 

INKED BY

EMILY O’CONNOR

JEREMIAH EQUALITY

JASON BAILEY

 

COLORED BY

MIKE HORTON

AMBER MALOTT

KEVIN VOSS

SAMANTHA BERGES

 

LETTERED BY

GRANT COOPER

RJ BATLLE

AMY HUGHEY

ALI SATTAR

 

EDITED BY

MIKE HULL

 

PUBLISHED BY

BRENDA WELCH

 

THIS ISSUE WAS RECORDED AT:

PLAIN TRUTH ENTERTAINMENT STUDIOS, NYC

 

THIS ISSUE WAS ENGINEERED BY

NICKY ESPOSITO

 

AND

STEVE SOLA A.K.A. THE MIX KING

 

 

 

The Captain Punishment Adventure Hour - Issue 12

The Captain Punishment Adventure Hour - Issue 12

August 20, 2014

“QUERY ME THIS…QUERY ME THAT. WHO’S AFRAID OF THE BIG FAT CAP!”

PART 1: “Time, time ticking away.”

 

IN THIS ISSUE:

Our Fourth story arc kicks off with “anomaly” fashion designer ERNESTO ROBINSON as he discovers his new ability - time distortion! Ernesto jumps through the centuries, landing in several ‘hairy’ situations, but none as ‘shaggy’ as his beef with OPERATION CATWALK nemesis ED-GAR CHARADE!! Only time will tell how their story plays out and what host TIM DERRINGER will have to say about it. Meanwhile, a sobering MICK FIERCE returns to the TOWNHOUSE HOME FOR NEEDIES WITH POWERS AND SHIT to whip a depressed CAPTAIN PUNISHMENT back into shape.

Be warned: conundrums, hair dolls, and Stanley Titanic lay ahead!

 

*The events if Story Arc 4 take place after our Fourth Of July Spectacular. On shelves now!

 

THIS ISSUE WAS:

 

WRITTEN BY

MAC WELCH

 

ILLUSTRATED BY

TONY PERRY

 

INKED BY

EMILY O’CONNOR

JEREMIAH EQUALITY

DANIELLE HERNANDEZ

SEVANS MARTINEZ

 

COLORED BY

JASON BAILEY

MIKE HORTON

AMBER MALOTT

KEVIN VOSS

 

LETTERED BY

RJ BATLLE

AMY HUGHEY

ALI SATTAR

 

EDITED BY

MIKE HULL

PUBLISHED BY

BRENDA WELCH

 

THIS ISSUE WAS RECORDED AT:

PLAIN TRUTH ENTERTAINMENT STUDIOS, NYC

 

THIS ISSUE WAS ENGINEERED BY

NICKY ESPOSITO

 

AND

STEVE SOLA A.K.A. THE MIX KING